Em mah gerd
First time watching fireworks:
First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:
First time getting caught in a bubble shower:
First time driving through a dark tunnel:
First time chatting with a puppet:
First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:
First time forgetting how spoons work:
First time seeing ice cream:
Whenever I’m feeling sad, I look at this and realise how fucking amazing the world is
current status: in an abusive relationship with myself.
Marilyn Manson, Coma White (via blurouteverythingelse)
You know when you’re standing in a long-ass queue to buy your little brother’s textbooks for 2014, and you notice that the man at the counter has fabulous hair and lovely eyes and nice skin, and when you finally get to the counter, he asks you how you are and you want to tell him the truth but ‘fine’ is convenient, and you pay and feck off and you don’t tell him he’s one of the most beautiful people you’ve ever come across?
Yeah. So much regret.